A strangely fitting title for my unique take on the upcoming superbowl!
Superbowl 53 - or Liii as I like to call it - will be on February 3, 2019, at Mercedes-Benz stadium in Atlanta Georgia just up the road from Jacksonville Florida.
The Jaguars, however, will not be attending.They find themselves unfortunately double-booked with an all-day offence vs defence golf tournament.
Luckily they spotted their error of their ways early enough and have deliberately been stinking up Everbank to save any blushes that withdrawing at the business end of the competition would entail.
Team captain Leonard Fourth-overall has led the way with a bust-tastic season of dust-ups, injuries and indifferent running.