Look at the picture below. What do you think? How does it make you feel?
Obviously it reminds me of a retirement home... Or Bolton Wanderers . A disparate bunch of ill-matched old tat that no one else wants. 2010s treasure is today's trash.
I'll bet the books above aren't even alphabetised, Bolton's books don't even balance. Need to clean house. in the worst way. Waiting for the window to open in January to finally freshen things up. Let some light in at last.
That solid cat scratcher table is a nice addition to any living room, as would be a 15 goal a year striker to any team but they're both beyond the budget I fear.
Bolton now on a 11 game not-winning streak. The damning 'games without a win' stat. It can often be misleading. A "five games without a win streak" could be four draws and a loss to a Premier League side in the F.A. Cup, after three wins on the trot. But it's not misleading in this case. .. It's probably flattering if anything.
Bolton are bobbins with 8 losses and 3 draws. Goal-less in four consecutive home games. Mired in mediocrity. Moribund. Locked into 23rd on the table after such a bright start. Almost bankrupt to boot.